I never had an alt for the 2-3 years i've been on the forums and i've been basically everything i could be: steam inquisitor, backhanded comforter, accidental whiteknight, obnoxious beggar, comforting backhander, the list goes on.
Tompson probably had hentai open when his mom walked in and went psycho at the sight of naked girls. Then they forgeted so violently they broke the computer or some stuff.