Just got an Offensive Combat beta key from a pinion pot of gold on a TF2 server

[blockguy123]

So, yeah.

Congratulations!

You, dear friend, have won the most amazing prize in the history of all Internet prizes -- an OFFENSIVE COMBAT™ closed beta key!
A console-quality, browser-based first-person shooter from the team at U4iA Games, OFFENSIVE COMBAT™ is a cheeky mash-up of popular genre archetypes, weapons, and themes. In fact, not only is it replete with surreal fantasy, futuristic sci-fi, and modern military settings, but it's also populated with lizard men in Hawaiian t-shirts and robots disguised as bananas!

Yes, really.

Don't believe it 'til you see it? Then check out the official trailer on YouTube and find out for yourself. Or better yet, you can stop with the wishy-washy and just play it -- we did just give you a beta key after all!

Here, try it to pronounce it -- we dare you!

-key-

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[Jairo]

>browser based
LOL

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Holy fudge.

[Shell]

offensive combat sucks just so you know

i also have a key and it gets boring after one match and it's terrible and browser based hnng

[blockguy123]

offensive combat sucks just so you know

i also have a key and it gets boring after one match and it's terrible and browser based hnng

no wonder i needed unity

[fred da kiko]

Sounds like a handicapped iPhone game like modern war or combat fighter.

[blockguy123]

How many times to you half to install unity to get the goddamn game to work?

Over 10


And it still not loving working.

[Jairo]

How many times to you half to install unity to get the goddamn game to work?

Over 10


And it still not loving working.

it's browser based
it's bad
it's not worth it

[blockguy123]

it's browser based
it's bad
it's not worth it

Im not even gonna try anymore.

[BlockoCrafter]

unity

is your problem.

[Ben Grapevine]

Oh yeah, that garbage