The Big Day! - HOLY stuff I UPDATED (text adventure)

[Jaxx]

make a sandwich
sunday is sandwich day

[Ad Bot]

[The Corporation]

Go to the store and get a concealed weapons permit or a taser-
Preferably the one that imitates a knuckle duster.

[auzman466]

make a sandwich
sunday is sandwich day

No it's not, silly!
It's loveist day.

You go to make a sandwhich.
WHAT SHALL YOU PUT ON IT?

[Cybertails1998]

CHEESE ONLY
NO MAYO
FINAL DESTINATION

[Jaxx]

dijon mustard
smoked ham
blood of the fallen
little bit of pepper

[blazerblock2]

dijon mustard
smoked ham
blood of the fallen
little bit of pepper
mayo
cheese
lettuce
onion

[auzman466]

I need to update more often.
You make a sandwich with

dijon mustard
smoked ham
blood of the fallen
little bit of pepper

You don't even know why you had that blood, but it adds a little bit to the taste.
Oh wait, loveist day was last month. You wasted all that time for nothing!
You go outside looking for adventure. wat do?

[Moppy]

Notice how the entire mafia is parked outside your house.

[auzman466]

Going to wait for some more suggestions. If it gets too slow, I'll close this one and maybe start one with actual images and effort.

[blazerblock2]

Notice how the entire mafia is parked outside your house.

I like this one.