I once told my friend I hated PewDiePie. Here's how the conversation went
Friend: Why?
Me: His gay ass fake reactions and he's unfunny.
Friend: WELL YOUR JUST JEALOUS YOUR NOT AS COOL AS US BROS.
Me: Go forget yourself....
I also once tried explaining to this friend how everybody else finds things on the internet like 5 years after we do and how they get annoying as stuff, but that's a different story.