The Slenderman Went to Me for Psychiatric Help

[Moppy]

He is having depression and self esteem problems.  He says everyone is capitalizing off of him and using him.
What should I say to him?

[Ad Bot]

[Kobewarrior]

Tell him Jay actually loves him and they'll be the best of friends.

[shyGriff]

make a thread about him

[Moppy]

make a thread about him

That sounds like a good idea.
I think I'll send a note to my self back in time to make one.

[Electrk]

Goddammit

[lordician]

That sounds like a good idea.
I think I'll send a note to my self back in time to make one.

Holy stuff it worked.
Also, tell him to stop stalking little girls.
He should start hitting on girls/womans of his age to grow more self esteem.

[WyWy5000]

Holy stuff it worked.
Also, tell him to stop stalking little girls.
He should start hitting on WyWy5000 to grow more self esteem.

[YourBuddyBill]

That sounds like a good idea.
I think I'll send a note to my self back in time to make one.

SNAKE! What have you done?!? You've changed the future! You've created a time paradox!

[Ceist]

i know, he's been real upset lately, he's my roommate, he told me he's loving pissed that all these teenie-boppers keep making fun of him.

[Mute]

Tell him to look in a mirror.
Paradox

[TrollBoat]

[Slate521]

[TrollBoat]

[lilpappaknox]

Put "Rabbids Go Home Music - Bãtutã Din Moldova" on your MP3 player, ask him to chase you around when you start running. And enjoy the fun.