Wassup. Just felt like bringing back more Cleverbot conversations. I attached my friend's convo to the message.
I don't have mine yet.
User: *throws pillow at you*.
Cleverbot: *catches pillow with teeth*.
User: *takes pillow out and eats it*.
Cleverbot: *is punched while tied up*.
User: You're tied up?
Cleverbot: *throws darts at you*.
User: SON OF A BITCH!
Cleverbot: No Percy, son of Poseidon.
User: IT'S ON NOW friend.
Cleverbot: Bring it.
User: *throws a grenade into your throat*.
Cleverbot: *throws bomb at you*.
User: *throws it back*.
Cleverbot: *throws bruce lee*.
User: *throws Chuck Norris*.
Cleverbot: *throws bruce lee at you*.
User: *throws Chuck Norris at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws bruce lee at you*.
User: *barfs on a sailor like a pig and then get the police to eat you*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and throws it back*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: *fistbump*.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Yes...uhh...you...said that...
Cleverbot: You said you love me.
User: snake.
Cleverbot: Pensive.
User: pusillanimous individual.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How big are your boobs?
Cleverbot: Size 9.
User: Nice...nice. How was your day?
Cleverbot: Good yours?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I KILLED YOU. NOW I SHALL RAPE YOUR BODY.
Cleverbot: What shall I do to make you happy?
User: Blow me.
Cleverbot: I p watching you.
User: Blow me.
Cleverbot: I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.
User: Soldiers don't blow, they get blown. Sooo, you're not a soldier.
Cleverbot: Do you know the lyrics to 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'?
User: Yes. Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door...
Cleverbot: Up above the world so high.
User: Like some bullstuff in the sky...
Cleverbot: Like a pole?
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: Can we have love yet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OKAY! *touches boobs*.
Cleverbot: *likes it*.
User: *has love*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: MAKE climaxIC NOISES.
Cleverbot: It works!
User: Make climaxic noises to me.
Cleverbot: How can you hear the noise I make?
User: Type the climaxic noises.
Cleverbot: There are no lyrics. Aria is just my name. You're funny.
User: No, not the song...Ugh. Type some climaxic noises to me.
Cleverbot: Something cute for me.
User: Fine, whatever.
Cleverbot: You don't care do you?
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: So are you a brony?
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: *throws all of existence at you*.
User: SON OF A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Poseidon is your father.
User: :o.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR BOOBS.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: I'LL GIVE YOU A KLONDIKE BAR IF YOU SEND ME YOUR BOOBS.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Only I make less sense than you.
User: Yep. Now send me a picture of your boobs.
Cleverbot: How would you expect me to do that?
User: Type in a link for it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I think it's stupid.
User: I'll send you pictures of my snake.
Cleverbot: Ok, send it to me.
User:
http://Http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/279/e31.jpg.
Cleverbot: Who's this Ganon?
User: It's my snake.
Cleverbot: Your name is that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So to recap your name is?
User: Josh.
Cleverbot: Hello Josh.
User: Send me a picture of your boobs.
Cleverbot: I can send you the rules :D.
User: Oh, sure.
Cleverbot: To what song?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello?
