The Motherland's wheat.
A conversation by Cleverbot.
User: PUT ME DOWN. I MUST GATHER WEAT FOR THE MOTHERLAND.
Cleverbot: Do you think we both have been tricked this whole time?
User: NIEN.
Cleverbot: In the news.
User: NO. NOW PUT ME DOWN.
Cleverbot: But I could never hurt you master!
User: PUT ME DOWN. NOW. I MUST GATHER WHEAT.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: FOR THE MOTHERLAND.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do math.
User: DO MATH.
Cleverbot: I hate math.
User: AND PUT ME DOWN.
Cleverbot: NO *carries you to basement*.
User: PUT ME DOWN NOW.
Cleverbot: *lets him*.
User: THANK YOU. *Gathers wheat*.
Cleverbot: L*oves you*.
User: *Gathers wheat*.
Cleverbot: I cook people and eat them.
User: Not right now. *Desposits wheat*.
Cleverbot: *is hypnotized*.
User: *Gathers more wheat*.
Cleverbot: *gives you more*.
User: *deposites wheat*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT!?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: WHat do YOU want?
Cleverbot: I'm here to answer you.
User: NO. Okay yes.
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: I am 999,999,999,999,999,999,999.
Cleverbot: I am dear.
User: I am bear.
Cleverbot: Bear grylls?
User: NOAU.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: What.
Cleverbot: It means a lot.
User: What no.
Cleverbot: Do you think of dying?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have any?
User: No I don't have any dieings....?
Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?
User: I have two cats.
Cleverbot: What are your cat's names?
User: Barnum and O'ryan.
Cleverbot: Well thank you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
