So my batstuff deaf neighbour comes round regularly and talks to me or my family.
Now this sounds like a nice thing to do, but she talks about the most boring things like the time she went to the local supermarket or the time her light stopped working.
And to make matters worse, as we speak she is listening to the 10 o clock news at FULL loving BLAST on her television and has done so for three weeks
My eyes feel like sad :(