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[Furdle2]

Hey guys,
Finally got a forum account for myself :)
Anyways, I'm pretty good at helping people with their relationship problems, or lack of relationships.
Info about me:
Im 17 years old from London, was in a year and a half relationship and have had a few forget buddies.
Ask away! :D

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[Electrk²]

what's the best site to get a mail-order bride
a trafficker is okay too

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I thought you were pregnant.

[DrenDran]

I thought you were pregnant.

Yeah, and didn't he get banned?

[Stocking]

Why won't Zayn return my phonecalls or write me back or even tweet about the gifts I leave on his doorstep every night?

[Twenky]

Im 17 years old from London, was in a year and a half relationship and have had a few forget buddies.

Are those the requirements to be a relationship expert?

[Muzzles56]

dis gon b good

[Furdle2]

I thought you were pregnant.

I got someone pregnant, yes.

Are those the requirements to be a relationship expert?

I didnt say I was an expert

[Electrk²]

Are those the requirements to be a relationship expert?

definitely

[Citrus]

Please help me!

I can't figure out how to tell this cake I love it!

Every time I talk with it, it gives me the silent treatment!

What am I doing wrong?

[ravencroft]

How2fuk

[Furdle2]

cba for non-serious answers.
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