"Turn that stuff down!
PISS
OH stuff!"
"*touches M&M's ass*
*bed falls over*
ASS"
"Why did you move here from North Dakota?
My wife was loving everybody in Bismark
Is that why you got a divorce in 1999?
That, and her spaghetti sucked richard"
"What the hell was that?!
Your son just fell down the stairs!
Well, quit it!
*coffee cup reads: world's greatest dad"
The best stuff in Tourettes Guy.