What tha forget iz this, biatch? I don't give a forget how tha forget ta translate it back cuz I be too white.
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put tha Boogie playa outta bidnizz.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pizzle
when her ass wobblez down tha street up in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe itz Halloween already..."
when her ass applied fo' tha ugly contest they busted some lyrics ta her 'NO Professionizzles'
she looked up her window n' was arrested fo' indecent exposure!
minutes afta her ass started doin thangs her Muthaforgeta shouted 'What a treasure!" n' her Poppa holla'd "Yes, now letz go n' bury her muthaforgetin ass..."
they push her grill tha forget into tha dough mixture when bustin Monsta cookies.
when they took her ta tha Beautician it took 10 hours....and dat was just fo' tha quote!
yer Daddy takes her ta work each dizzle so he dony have ta kiss her phatbye...
she put Marilyn Manston up of bidnizz.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what tha forget time her ass started doin thangs cuz her grill stopped tha clock...
even Harry Knowlez refused ta date her muthaforgetin ass.
they embalmed her grill on a box of supa-strength laxatives n' sold it empty!
she getz 364 extra days just ta dress up fo' Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween ta her birthday.
you papa throws tha ugly stick n' her ass goes fetches it every last muthaforgetin time.
she scared tha stitchin outta Frankenstein.
we had ta tie a steak round her neck so tha dawgs would play wit her muthaforgetin ass.
I heard yer Father first kicked it wit her all up in tha Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
gangstas all up in tha Zoo pay chedda so they DON't have ta peep her muthaforgetin ass...
her mom had ta be Pissed faded just ta breast feed her muthaforgetin ass.
when born, tha doctors had ta fit her incubator wit tinted windows.
hotel managers bust her picture ta keep away tha Rats.
instead of round tha ankles, they put tha Bungee Jumpin cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
she fell up of tha Ugly Tree, hittin every last muthaforgetin branch on tha way down.
when her ass strutted tha forget into tha Haunted Crib, her ass came back up wit a Thang Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused ta chill wit her muthaforgetin ass...
when her ass started doin thangs tha Doc smacked her face.
Yo Ass Momma so Ugly dat shez gotz her straight-up own Crazy-Ass Pranks & Hilarious Gags named afta her muthaforgetin ass...
Anythang Yoz - So Ugly...
Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa ta Stone.
Yo Postman so freakin ugly he done cooked up tha guard dawgs sh*t themselves.
Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics
Yo Boss so ugly gangstas go as his ass fo' halloween.
Yo Priest so ugly dat he have ta give his Sermon from inside tha Confessionizzle Box.
Yo Teacher so ugly when her ass struttz tha forget into tha Buildin Society they turn off tha CCTV cameras.
Yo Sista so Ugly dat George Lucas cast her up in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas ho - without tha need fo' a costume.
Yo Crazy-Ass kid bro so ugly dat fo' Halloween he tricks and treatz on his crazy-ass mobile phone!
Yo Crazy-Ass Kid sista so damn ugly dat when her ass sitz on a sand dune all up in tha beach, tha pussies try ta bury her muthaforgetin ass.
Yo Ass cousin so ugly dat when he threw a boomerang, it refused ta come back.
Yo Ridin Instructorz so ugly he has ta wear a ski-mask when teaching.
Yo Muthaforgeta-in-law so ugly, her ass won first place up in tha Wookie lookalike contest.
Yo Crazy-Ass Hoz so insanely ugly dat I can screw her up in any posizzle n' itz still Doggy-style!
Yo Ho so ugly they put her up in tha Chimp enclosure ta quit tha Chimpanzeez from jerkin off!
Yo' Father up in law so ugly dat his American Express card left home without his muthaforgetin ass...
Yo Sisterz so ugly dat her ass must been conceived on tha Motorway - ain't dat where most accidentz happen?
Yo Dawg strutta so ugly dat he once took yo' Mutt ta Cruftz n' WON - oh, tha dawg came second...
Yo Crazy-Ass sister-in-law so god wack ugly dat Durex wanna bust her as a posta child.
Yo Fatherz so ugly his hairline ain't receding...itz his afro thatz hustlin away from his ugly noggin.
Yo Ass Grandmaz so Ugly her Shrink makes her lie grill down on tha couch.
Yo Crazy-Ass Grandpa so freakin ugly dat when he getz up up in tha mornin, tha Sun goes down.
Yo' Mum so ugli dat even entrepreneur Charmin refuses ta kiss her - he'd rather live as a frog.
Yo olda sista so ugly dat Mommy had ta feed her wit a fishin rod.
Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly dat whenever he comes over n' goes ta yo' bathroom, tha toilet flushes.
Yo Crazy-Ass Dogz so ugly as yo Momma dat I had ta shave itz arse n' make it strutt backwards...
Yo mamaz so ugly, hold on....you gotz a mirror handy???
Yo Mamaz sista so ugly dat Blind entrepreneur s refuse ta bust a nut on her muthaforgetin ass.
Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wantz his ass up in Addams Family 3
Yo Crazy-Ass kid so ugly tha Doctor is STILL smackin his thugged-out ass.
Yo Muthaforgeta up in law so hellishly ugly, dat prez George W Bush is thankin bout bustin uglinizz a crime, punishable by tha electric chair
Yo Mommaz so ugly dat her ass hurt mah feelings...
Yo Crazy-Ass doctorz so ugly her ass manages ta give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!
Yo Mama So Stupid
I busted some lyrics ta her dranks was on tha house...so her ass went n' gotz a ladder...
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
she took tha Pepsi challenge n' chose Cif.
she noticed a sign readin 'Wet Floor'...so her ass just did!
it takes her two hours ta watch 60 Minutes.
when yo ass was born, her ass looked at yo' umbilical cord n' holla'd, "Wow, it comes wit cable too!"
she axed fo' a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complainin it was broken.
she gotz locked up in tha Quickie Mart n' nearly starved ta dirtnap.
she sold her Hoopty fo' Petrol chedda!
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
she once attempted ta commit suicizzle by jumpin off a Kerb.
she leaves tell talez signs shez been rockin mah computa - white up (tipp ex) is on tha screen.
she took a thang cuttin grass on a Oil Rig.
I found her peakin over a glass wall ta peep what tha forget was on tha other side.
it took her 2 days ta make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
she invented a silent hoopty alarm.
that when yo ass stand beside her yo ass can muthaforgetin hear tha ocean
she straight-up thought tha cinema was pushin Jacked Willies...
she watches Da Three Stooges n' takes notes.
she started doin thangs on Halloween n' can't remember her birthday.
she thought Mornin Dew was a New York radio station.
she lost her shadow.
she went ta a Whalaz game ta peep Kiko.
she somehow gotz fired from a Blow-Thang
she thought Hot Meals was jacked chicken n' yo ass know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthaforgetin day, biatch.
she make Laurel n' Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
when I axed her ta purchase mah crazy ass a Colour TV her ass axed me...'Which colour?'
Yo Ass Momma so Stupid dat they even make Crazy-Ass Pranks & Hilarious Gags her ass can understand
Anythang Yoz - So Damn Stupid...
Yo Poppa so stupid he studied fo' a Dope test!
Yo Postman so stupid dat on his bangin recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he putz 'OK'
Yo mackdaddy so stupid her ass booked her muthaforgetin ass tha forget into tha Bettie Ford clinic cos her ass thought her ass was Hooked On Phonics.
Yo Boss so stupid he bought all y'all up in tha department solar powered flashlightz incase of a blackout...
Yo Bidnizz associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.
Yo Crazy-Ass Kid Sista so damn stupid her ass put yo' puppy up in tha oven ta cook up a Hot Dog.
Yo' Sista is so insanely stupid dat last week her ass axed mah crazy ass ta go ta tha lost n' found wit her when her ass missed her period.
Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler
Yo Sista so dumb dat her ass thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
Yo Crazy-Ass Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut be a hyped baseballer.
Yo Crazy-Ass kid bro so stupid he try ta strangle his dirty ass wit his crazy-ass mobile phone.
Yo Minista so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins oldschool band...
Yo Crazy-Ass Kid sista so damn stupid her ass standz up on a empty School bus.
Yo Mom so stupid dat Oxford had ta chizzle tha definizzle of Dumb...it now read: Dumb(n) - yo' Mama
Yo Burglar so stupid he broke tha forget into yo crib n' stole chicken stamps
Yo Ass cousin so stupid I busted some lyrics ta his ass ta take up tha garbage...so he moved house...
Yo Bus driver so stupid dat her ass went ta Disneyghetto, saw a sign dat holla'd "Disneyghetto Left" so drove home.
Yo Polistics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush ta hommie lecture on Posse 101.
Yo' accountant so darn stupid he be thinkin dat a Quarterback be a income tax refund.
Yo Crazy-Ass Computa Repairman so stupid he picks up yo' floppyz wit magnets
Yo Muthaforgeta-in-law so stupid, her ass won first place up in tha Don Juan Quale spellin contest
Yo Archeologizzle Professor so damn stupid they have ta dig fo' her IQ!
Yo Ho so stupid, her ass teaches night classes at Stupid College.
Yo' Father up in law so idiotic dat he took a spoon ta tha supabowl.
Yo Sisterz so stupid her ass could trip over a cordless telephone.
Yo Dawg strutta so stupid he took yo pet dawg ta tha Clippers game ta git his ass a haircut
Yo Crazy-Ass Big Sista so god awfully stupid dat they had ta burn her school down just ta git her up of 3rd grade.
Yo Fatherz so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought his dirty ass a pair of flip flops.
Yo Ass Grandmaz so stupid when I tell her itz chilly outside, her ass goes ta fetch a bowl.
Yo Crazy-Ass Grandpa so freakin stupid he busted mah crazy ass a fax wit a 1st class stamp on it!
Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he axed mah crazy ass what tha forget tha number fo' 999 was...
Yo ho so stupid when her Applez Mac says 'You've gotz mail" her ass runs outside ta wait fo' tha Postman
Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid dat he thought Nestle Cheerioz was a freshly smoked up type of Donut Seed
Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly hustlin list consist of 1 item - 'Hundredz n' thousands'
Yo Crazy-Ass Dogz so stupid he buryz his own tail
Yo mamaz so stupid, wait...she had yo ass didn't she!
Yo Muthaforgeta up in law so stupid I saw her up in Safewayz frozen chicken section wit a fishin rod
Yo Uncle so stupid...heck, he marry yo' Auntie fo' christ sake!
Yo Priest so stupid I saw his ass worshizzlein all up in tha feet of Dizzy Copperfield
Yo Reverand so stupid he asks Dizzy Ike fo' lyrics
Yo Grannie so dumb her ass go ta tha 24-hr convenience store n' asks what tha forget time do they close...
Yo Muthaforgeta up in law so hellishly stupid, dat Tony Blair is thankin bout bustin dumbnizz a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
Yo Crazy-Ass doctorz so stupid he uses his crazy-ass mp3 playa as a stethoscope
Yo Crazy-Ass Mama So Fat
when her ass step on tha Weight Scalez it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seachicken diet...whenever her ass saw chicken her ass ate it!
folk exercise by joggin around her!
when her ass bendz over, our crazy-ass asses enta Daylight Savin Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube n' it turned tha forget into a gameboy
she make Kiko tha Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan ta bust her ta shore up tha hole up in tha Ozizzlee layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 n' dat was just tha left arm...
small objectz orbit her muthaforgetin ass.
she make olympic sumo wrestlaz look anerixic.
when I tell her ta haul ass, her ass gotta make two trips.
when her ass farted her ass launched her muthaforgetin ass tha forget into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her muthaforgetin ass...behind Mount Everest.
when I had ta swerve ta avoid hittin her on tha road I ran up of Petrol!
she could be tha eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway up of bidnizz
the only muthaforgetin thang thatz attracted ta her is gravitizzle.
her Uni graduation photo was a aerial
when her ass auditioned fo' a part up in Raidaz of tha Lost Ark her ass gotz tha part of tha big-ass Rollin Ball.
she make Jabba tha Hutt look anorexic.
her fave chicken is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eatz Desert up of a Trash Can lid
she wears a 'X' jacket n' Coptas attempt ta land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needz a map ta find her butt.
she fell tha forget into tha Grand Canyon....and gotz stuck!
she wears a asterizzle belt.
her Passhiznit photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
shez once, twice, three times a lady.
she was up in tha Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, n' 9.
the circus bust her as a trampoline
stunt agencies bust her as a air mattress
when her ass opens tha Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she gotz a freshly smoked up gig all up in tha Cinema...she works as tha screen
she once busted some lyrics ta mah crazy ass 'I could smoke a horse'...believe me, her ass wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
Anythang Yoz - So Fat...
Yo Grannie so damn fat, dat if her ass was a Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.
Yo Grandpa so fat dat he be straight half Scottish, half Irish n' half American
Yo Wife so fat her ass fell off a boat n' tha Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight ta hell...
Yo Doctor so fat, dat when her Beepa goes off folk think shez backin up.
Yo Auntie so fat when her ass goes ta Gap tha only muthaforgetin thang her ass can fit tha forget into is tha Dressin Room
Yo Bookie so fat he gotta cop threadz by tha furlon
Yo Dentist so fat dat when he burped he blew up all yo mammaz teeth...that why her ass so ugly!
Yo Papaz so big-ass when yo ass climb on top of his ass yo' ears pop.
Yo Father so fat dat when he sat on a Rainbow skittlez fell out.
Yo Sista so fat dat even Richard Simmons can't help laughing
Yo Sis so Monstrous her ass uses Soccer balls fo' earrings.
Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces
Yo Mama so big-ass dat Dogg created her muthaforgetin ass...and on tha seventh dizzle rested.
Yo Crazy-Ass Kid Sista so fat tha Japanese Sumo Wrestlin squad had ta turn her down.
Yo Star Trek hustla so fat he make Rikerz brew belly look 2 atoms thick
Yo Lawyerz so fat...we're inside her muthaforgetin right now, nahmeean?
Yo' Baker so freakin fat he mastabizzlez when readin cookbooks
Yo Auntie so fat dat Weight Watchers threw her up fo' breakin tha scales.
Yo Boss so fat dat when her ass calls a board meetin her ass has ta pull her muthaforgetin ass up a Sofa.
Yo Air hostess so fat dat on a scale of 1 ta 10 her ass a 747.
Yo Crazy-Ass entrepreneur so fat he aint muthaforgetin peeped his wild lil' feet fo' 10 years
Yo Bro so fat dat when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain't talkin bout tha 'sweetie'
Yo Ass Nana so fat dat when her ass went fo' a swim up in tha ocean her ass caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
Yo Noize mackdaddy so freakin Fat dat her ass whistlez Bass
Yo Postman so fat he gotz his straight-up own Post Code
Yo Ass cousin so fat shez on Both sidez of tha family.
Yo Ho so fat I ask her ta go git a Curry n' her ass brang back 80 poundz of gravy.
Yo kid brutha so fat he sat on 4 quartas n' done cooked up a dollar.
Yo Crazy-Ass Mom so fat her ass uses a bed mattress fo' a maxipad
Yo ho so fat her ass gotz mo' nooks n' Crannies than a Ploughmanz pastry
Yo Sista so fat her ass gotz a freshly smoked up thang DJ'in fo' tha Ice Cream Van.
Yo Momma so fat all chairs up in tha crib have they own seatbelts.
Yo Dawg so fat dat when yo ass take it 'strutties' it don't give a forget whether it struttin and rolling
Yo Crazy-Ass Mommas so fat, when it says All yo ass can smoke it still ain't enough.
Yo' Astronomer so fat her ass plays pool wit Venus....and Neptune...and pluto...and...
Yo Moma So Poor
that yo' gang ate Cornflakes wit a fork ta save milk.
they put her photo on chicken stamps.
when I hit up her trailer, 2 roosterroaches tripped mah crazy ass n' a Rat tried ta steal mah crazy ass wallet.
she waves a ice lolly around n' calls it Air conditioning.
burglars break tha forget into her home n' leave scrilla.
when I busted some lyrics ta her bout tha last suppa her ass thought tha chicken stamps had run out.
the buildin society repossed her cardboard box.
she watches televizzle on a Etch-A-Sketch.
each night her ass goes ta KFC ta lick other folkz fingers
she can't even afford ta go ta tha free clinic.
when I saw her kickin a can down tha road I axed her what tha forget her ass was bustin....'Moving' her ass replied.
I caught her tryin ta bust chicken stamps up in tha Gobstoppa machine.
when I rang her doorbell, SHE holla'd 'Ding-Dong'
I axed her where tha 'facilitizzles were' n' her ass replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
I hit up her house, tore down tha cob webs n' her ass screamed - "Whoz tearin down tha drapes!!!!"
I strutted tha forget into her home, axed if I could bust her toilet, n' her ass holla'd "Sure thang, itz 4th tree on yo' muthaforgetin right..."
only time her ass smelled Hot Chicken was when a rich bloke farted...
when I saw her wobblin down tha street wit 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", n' her ass holla'd - "Nope...just found one..."
she hangs tha Toilet papa up ta dry.
closest muthaforgetin thang ta a hoopty her ass owns be a low-ridin Hustlin trolley....with a box on dat stuff...
she had ta take up a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
I went tha forget into her 'livin room', stepped on a cigarette butt n' her ass shouted - "Oi, whoz ass turned off tha heater!"
I once threw a stone at a garbage can, n' up her ass popped sayin - "Who knocked???"
I went all up in her front door n' tripped over tha back fence.
she do drive by shootings on tha school bus.
when her ass axed mah crazy ass over ta dinna I took a papa plate from tha kitchen n' her ass groule - "Don't bust tha phat china"
Yo Ass Momma so Poor it took her 10 muthaforgetin years ta pay fo' a 5 dollar Crazy-Ass Prank & Hilarious Gag set...
so... theres a lot, muthaforgeta! smoke up ^_^
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