Author Topic: Captain's Log V2  (Read 1090 times)

Day 13: reached end of page
Dont know how to continue


Day 15: Mission Accomplished

Thank you for reading my log. Goodbye.

Day 16:

The crew decide to hold a celebratory gay brown town orgy party. It was later discovered that an individuals' spine was broken after being brown townly penetrated by a horse.


Day 16:

First Mate still pissed, lock self in room. Ordered over the comms to send away any animals still aboard the ship. Everybody broke out in tears at having to abandon their African Paradise.

Day 17:

Just found an abomination under a table in the mess hall. He claims to be a "troll u fing tard" and tried to make me tick. Luckily, from just ignoring him, he vanished. I then wonder what I do with my life.

Day 18: The abomination came back and Im pregnant

Day: 19
It's going to be a girl.

captains log day 16: someone came along and bumped my logbook off the rail and into the sea

I learned that I can breath water and have been doing so for several days


Day 20:
It's going to be delicious. I have the dipping sauce ready now. It will be fried and breaded after I stuff it out.