Author Topic: Funny omegle chat.  (Read 984 times)



Meh, I've had far better.


Post it if you can

On phone, but I posted in the megathread.

Had this one a while ago.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 903 male planet gallifrey in the constellations of katabourous.
Stranger: go kill yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Finally a new omegle thread thing, been waiting for one of these to be made
anyways,
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Question to discuss:
what is rule 1 with the doctor?
Stranger: you never talk about the doctor
You: don't scream
Stranger: rule no.2
Stranger: you NEVER talk about the doctor
You: rule no.3
You: only the doctor talks about the doctor
Stranger: rule no.4
Stranger: boobs are good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fun fact; everyone I talked to on Omegle in the past 12 hours is a creep.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hai
You: Do you like waffles
You: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
You: TELL MEEEEH
You: ASDcigaretteDFGSHDFG
Stranger: WTF?????
You: DO YOU LIKE MOTHER loving WAFFLES
You: IN YOUR star fish
You: O>O
You: I DO
Stranger: YES I DO
You: OMFG YA
You: WHAT ABOUT DIS FRENCH TOAST STICK
You: YOU LIKE LICKING THE SYRUP OFF IT?
You: Answer it or else your gay
Stranger: I like
You: EW
You: NASY
Stranger: f or m?
You: Do you like cheetos
You: both
You: :O
You: Neither
Stranger: f or m?
You: I'm an ALIEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have made a new friend! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 14 f
You: Oppa gangnam style
Stranger: ehhhhh lovey lady
You: op op op
You: Oppa gangnam style
You: eh eh ehehe heehaaaaaih loveai laideh
Stranger: op op op
You: Oppa Gangnam style
You: xD
You: We must eat cheetos
Stranger: haha we so cool
You: To regain our energy
You: O>O
You: And lots of Monster Energy Drink
Stranger: :O i agree
You: btw im 14 m
You: almost 15
Stranger: haha nice
You: Do you play any PC games
You: like minecraft
You: or TF2?
You: c:
Stranger: nah man :C
You: whaaaat
You: do you have an omgpop account?
You: :/
Stranger: no:/
You: what how
You: you need to play video games
You: its good for the soul maaaan
You: It's like taking drugs
Stranger: haha i would if i could:p
You: You could though
You: :3
You: Do you have one of those parents
You: that says games are a waste of oney
You: or something
You: money*
Stranger: nope just never got round too playin um played some with my cuz b4
You: hmm
You: so you dont play any video games at all
You: no xbox
You: play station
You: steam games
You: nothing
You: maybe wii
You: :s
Stranger: yeah i play wii:3 lol
You: yesh
You: I have A modded Wii
You: It has like 200+ games on it
Stranger: i gotta go:/ can kik me ******** (Blurred out for privacy)
You: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.