You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hai
You: Do you like waffles
You: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
You: TELL MEEEEH
You: ASDcigaretteDFGSHDFG
Stranger: WTF?????
You: DO YOU LIKE MOTHER loving WAFFLES
You: IN YOUR star fish
You: O>O
You: I DO
Stranger: YES I DO
You: OMFG YA
You: WHAT ABOUT DIS FRENCH TOAST STICK
You: YOU LIKE LICKING THE SYRUP OFF IT?
You: Answer it or else your gay
Stranger: I like
You: EW
You: NASY
Stranger: f or m?
You: Do you like cheetos
You: both
You: :O
You: Neither
Stranger: f or m?
You: I'm an ALIEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.