1. Wrong board.
2. Ambigous (Or however to spell that) title.
3. No pictures of your house.
4. You didn't tell us who the host is.
5. Story doesn't really make sense. You can't "Take that guys brick as yours".
6. Not even a tiny bit of evidence that tells us you didn't make this up.
I think if i took a photo he could go loving his ass out of blockland.
7. You are really [insert dog food here].