it's a special day for me today!

[CharlesSpeaking]

yes, that is bad! you should visit an archaeologist near you as soon as possible!

a very merry unbirthday to you!

what is bad when today is good?

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[SailorMan]

too bad for you, sir, it's your birthday, i see

a very merry unbirthday to people besides sailorman

lol its not my B-Day-- Its my forum B-day (Fo-B-Day)

[Cool Boi]

I haven't gotten my period in 8 and a half months, is that bad?

By the gods you're not a man.