Author Topic: Write the above user's dark and scarring backstory  (Read 396 times)

Base it off of what he/she is well known for. If they aren't well known for anything, base off of username, last post, I don't know, get creative.

Example:
stufflicker38: OP is cigaretteget
stufflicker39: Years back, his father would always tell him, "son, If you are ever in danger, call them cigarettegets."
Years later, a mysterious man known only as "O.P." Took away his father. He know roams the forums, seeking vengeance on the the man who wronged him.

There was once an unnamed chemist who enjoyed performing experiments with argon. One stormy night, when he was in his lab, his car was stolen by a escaped convict. He was forced to stay in his lab, working with argon for days on end. A week later, they found him dead in the laboratory from trying to feed on an argon sample after being trapped for so long. They soon determined that he was unable to leave when a coworker told his colleagues that Dr. Argon's car was gone.

His life began humbly. Being pushed out of his mother's vagina, into a wastebasket. He was never the same since... At the age of 6, he turned to candy cigarettes to relieve his stress. That wasn't enough. Soon he turned to the bottle of Kool-Aid. Then, the deep and nasty stuff even the drug dealers would say "Dude, don't take that stuff"... HI-C.

He went to a rehab center, where he became mentally unstable and insisted on himself being a metal sphere named "Wheatley". He kept claiming he needed to help Chell dethrone GLaDOS. I haven't seen him since he left...

Some say he died quite horribly, some peacefully. However, all agree he did die. The once peaceful and unknown lab assistant to Ratman before he went insane, Wheatley was bound for nothing more than peaceful existence. However, GlaDOS would change all that, when she proceeded to flood the whole facility with neurotoxin. Separated from Ratman in the chaos, Wheatley quickly fell victim to the rising levels in the facility. He would've never expected what would happen next. GlaDOS decided to recreate Wheatley as her personal intern, extracting his brain and fusing it with an existing Portal Core design. He never was unveiled to Chell because he was busy working with other test subjects which GlaDOS had captured and corralled, but when Chell woke up for the second time, Wheatley was there. After his harrowing adventure with Chell, and being stranded in space, he was found by wayward human explorers who proceeded to start to tinker with his memory. In the process, they accidentally triggered his murderous side of his mentality, and forever the old peaceful Wheatley was forgotten and thus began his spree of intergalactic murders as the deadly bounty hunter Wester.

Years later, Wester was reportedly found a hermit, penniless and homesick, insane and filthy. He was quickly drafted into one of the many slave armies of the galaxy, where he, rusting portal core centered cyborg and all, fought until he was brutally ripped apart by aliens. Quickly eaten, digested, and spat out, Wheatleys life ended, and in those last moments, he shed a tear, remembering who GlaDOS really was to him, and who Chell used to be. Chell was his girlfriend. Then, he slipped into darkness.

"God damnit you people typing so fast!"

Meant for Wheatley btw