Author Topic: I just got the stuff scared out of me by a toilet  (Read 1361 times)

Once got scared by a toaster mid omelette-flip.

Yes it did land on my head.
omelette... toaster... does not compute.

Basketball timers, they will almost always make you jump unless you watch the timer hit 0

Basketball timers, they will almost always make you jump unless you watch the timer hit 0
HOLY stuff, YES.

Whenever I know that the timer is going to go off, I cover my ears.

HOLY stuff, YES.

Whenever I know that the timer is going to go off, I cover my ears.
Also school bells going off in your ear.

you put your omelet in a toaster????????

why
he was flipping the omelet when the toaster went off, silly billy

he was flipping the omelet when the toaster went off, silly billy
ohhhhh.