In case you haven't heard the story yet, the cruise liner /title caught fire in the engine room, and all has gone to, in the most literal sense of of the word, stuff. I mean, they got it sloshing all over the lower decks and billowing up from toilets, baths, and showers. That along without (clean) food and power, they seem to think its better to have the passengers wait on the SS Turdslosher as they tug it to an American port (no, not the closest port, of course).
My question is; why aren't they hopping the lifeboats? Those people are breathing in sewer fumes at close range, and will be for what sounds like another whole night. I'm sure those little boats can go a lot faster than the speed its going now. Can someone explain this to me?
Troll: duz dis haz 2 du wiht de Kaptin ine ur naem?
Me: if it makes you feel better, yus
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