Would you rather fist your richardhole or get it meatgrinded?

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Both will result in the destruction of your richard.
Pros:
Fisting may be less painful
Grinding is done by someone else
Cons:
Grinding might be painful
You have to be the one who fists yourself.
Go

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[BanishedLetters]

is Self Delete an option

[Titanium Man]

no

[psychomutt]

fist my richardhole.

on the bright side, i have small hadns.

[AQuietBadger]

aaaa why
I can't answer this

[AdinX]

I've had to remove catheters on my own that we're 3 sizes too large, and they were cheap brand (loving scumbag hospital) so the edges were jagged.

I think if I can manage that, I could survive richard-fisting. At least that way theres something left that could be surgically repaired. Grinded... No thanks.

[Wheatley]

meatgrinded, you didn't specify if we could call up an anesthetist beforehand. Plus fisting it yourself might end up like trying to suffocate yourself; you'd pass out and then have to find the job unfinished, then need to start over.

is Self Delete an option

you could pull out your intestines and tie one end to your richard and the other to a door, and then hopefully die before you can find someone to slam the door for you
it doesnt seem to be

[Titanium Man]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ukrainian%20meatgrind

[Mr.jacksaunt]

is Self Delete an option

Self Delete by rapid blood loss caused by mutilated genitalia is an option

[Tonkka²]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ukrainian%20meatgrind

[psychomutt]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ukrainian%20meatgrind

oh god.

i thought it was just like having it mashed up.