no guise itz all faekfirst :P
Damn you to hell...Edit: Double posty
The hostages – all appearing in the video to be North Korean soldiers wearing wigs of various colours – were shown being held at gunpoint on three chairs in front of a giant portrait of Eternal President Kim Il-Sung. The video stated that if the United States military did not withdraw all forces from the Korean peninsula by Sunday, the hostages would be executed one by one, starting with Nicolas Cage.
KCTV has said it will be continuously broadcasting Nicolas Cage films until Sunday, when it will stop showing them altogether. This, they say, will serve as definitive proof that he has died.
we r screwd
“No more classic films like National Treasure or Ghost Rider.”
Just making sure everyone knows the Citizen is a satirical website, just like the onion
