Will the real Badspot please stand up?

[Randomness]

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?

Will the real Badspot please stand up?

I repeat: Will the real Badspot please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..


Ya'll act like you never seen an admin before
Response pics on the topic like Blockman*,
like Tezuni* just posted a post
and started flaming their ass
worst than before
they first were banned
derailing the topic (Ahh!)

It's the return of the..
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didnt just post what I think he did,
did he?"

And Glass* posted... nothing you idiots
Glass* is banned, hes locked out the forums!

Newbies love Badspot chigga chigga chigga
"Badspot, I'm sick of him
Look at him, browsin' around lockin their dumb topics
moving their dumb topics,"
"Yeah but he's so cool though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of posts up in my forum loose
But no worse than what's goin on in your drama's subforum
Sometimes, I wanna shut down BL and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Greenlight to earn a fortune

"My post is on your topic,
My post is on your topic,
And if I'm lucky, you
just might use it in a quote"
And thats the message that
we deliver to little noobs
And we expect them not to
know what an ideologue is

Of course they gonna know
what an ideologue is
By the time they hit fourth post
They got google yahoo and bing don't they?

"We aint nothing but users.."
Well, some of us bruisers
who troll bait other people for laughters [HA!]
But if we can bump dead topics and subjects
Then there's no reason that a troll and another troll can't collide [EWW!]

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Noobs watch me go, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Badspot,
yes I'm the real Badspot
All you other Badspots are just imitating
So won't the real Badspot please stand up?
please stand up?
please stand up?

'Cause I'm Badspot,
yes I'm the real Badspot
All you other Badspots are just imitating
So won't the real Badspot please stand up?
please stand up?
please stand up?

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* = Subject to change, due to better candidates for supplementing the line's meaning.

The rest is unfinished. I have way too much time on my hands.

Btw, its an obvious parody of "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?" In case someone hasn't recognized the work I posted as being a parody.

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[Anti-Block]

lol that's great

[RagnaTheBroedge]

if only i had a working microphone...

[RedGajin]

song composed by not so slim shady

[Blooker]

I'm like a blockhead to listen to, cause I'm only giving you posts to joke about with your friends inside your demo house, the only difference is I've got the blocks to post it in front of y'all and I don't have to be forced to spray paint coat it at all

[Zloff]

doesn't rhyme well at all, but still pretty cool haha