Bitch, let's do this thing.
I craft haiku like a boss;
You punks can't step up.
Here's a useful tip:
You should use your 'postrophes
To make long words short.
To tell you the truth
I don't know where I'm going
With these strung haiku.
When you say "haiku"
Is the plural form "haiku"?
Or is it "haikus"?
And when you read them
Is it necessary to
Speak each syllable?
It sounds robotic,
But the haiku's meaning's lost
If you just read it.
Personally, I
Try my best to read haikus
Rather fluently.
Hang on, wait a sec
Was I s'posed to write just one?
Hmm. I sure hope not.
EDIT: I just thought
I'd apologize for this
Poor show-up attempt.
