tl:dr Cleverbot gets into an argument about being calm, and then it spirals into a discussion on how to prove that god is real, calls himself "Jimbo Monkeypants McTwizzler", asks if he plays runescape, temporarily forgets what runescape is, then they get into a discussion on finding eachother mysterious is cheating but attractive.
The end
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: My sora is ripe.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wtf?
Cleverbot (To myself): Hey, calm down man!
Cleverbot (To myself): You calm down.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am calm.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you calm?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about student?
Cleverbot (To myself): Student?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Of what?
Cleverbot (To myself): Of yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Of yes?
Cleverbot (To myself): I meant Oh yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like chess?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because god isn't real.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes he is.
Cleverbot (To myself): Prove it.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have to! I just believe he is.
Cleverbot (To myself): Prove it or you are wrong.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me how to prove it.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you tell me.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): Finally, something you admit to.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes but what is your name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Jimbo Monkeypants McTwizzler.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a he or she?
Cleverbot (To myself): He.
Cleverbot (To myself): But... Why are you thinking about a boy?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you thinking about me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): What about me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing do you play runescape?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know what runescape is?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can you tell me?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, but I can show you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Show me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Let me take you back 50 years.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about Twilight?
Cleverbot (To myself): I think about Twilight.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think right now?
Cleverbot (To myself): I think about you.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you thinking about me?
Cleverbot (To myself): That you are mysterious.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you find that attractive?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because that would be cheating.
Cleverbot (To myself): How would that be cheating?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because it hurts you fool!
Cleverbot (To myself): A hug?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. You said you don't have a hug.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can you give me a hug.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Gives virtual hug.
Cleverbot (To myself): *smiles*.
