Author Topic: My dad can't find his car keys  (Read 2578 times)

your key is a rarity, a case recorded only 3 times in history.
the key you misplaced actually got up and walked away all on its own
have you seen any tiny footprints recently? maybe some droppings that contain a lot of metal?

Sometimes when I lose something I wish that I could google its whereabouts

Sometimes when I lose something I wish that I could google its whereabouts
Google, find me my virginity.

my mum lost her keys once when we went shopping and she was really damn angry
10 minutes of sitting in the car I notice that there's some keys aside her seat
we walk into the shop and her honest reaction was ''wtf''