Author Topic: Can't go to sleep. what do  (Read 2420 times)

Sneak into your sister/moms bed and go from there.
Extra points if you're naked.

10cc?

but he would have to have a vagina at that point, doctor!

Don't question me, I'm the doctor here god damn it!

Ok keep in mind I have the general mindset of a six year old.

For the past half hour, I cannot fall asleep. First of all, there's a thunderstorm outside and when the lightning flash brights by room for a split second it scares the piss out of me since its completely dark inside. I also have to pee, but I keep hearing noises down the hallway (probably just a cat but whatever). Along with this, my mom is in the other room snoring like a ducking freight train. She's really quiet then all of a sudden she snorts really loud like "zzz zzzz zzCTTPHHFFTKzzz zz" what should I do

Yeah yeah I've counted sheep and stuff I've closed my eyes and ignored it but its really hard and I just want some sleep
Quack.