Author Topic: My turtle just competed in the local turtle races...  (Read 1283 times)

This topic angers me. Please lock and remove it.

Turtles are monsters and should not be praised in any way.

All hail to the king turtle!
and i found this very offensive

King Stephen should not be hailed. He should die, and Lord Martin should take his place.

I bet you kidnapped Mario to get rid of the competition.
haha good one tonkka

I should invest in a turtle so that I can get cool prizes at turtle races.did you even read the topic amigo?
oh 'excuse me

lol

This topic angers me. Please lock and remove it.

Turtles are monsters and should not be praised in any way.
and i found this very offensive

King Stephen should not be hailed. He should die, and Lord Martin should take his place.
did someone say stephen king

Rc car...
Turtle...
hm

I remember when my college had a Turtle race. In my old house, we had a Turtle. He was named "Rodger" just because I thought Rodger was a cool name for a Turtle. I trained him to race and he was pretty good.
Eventually, I decided to paint his shell a different color as a joke in the race. I painted his shell green and added black hexagons. When the was about to start I nicknamed him "Koopa" and everyone just stared at me before bursting into laughter. He came in second place and I got a nice shirt that is too small for me now. If I had won, I would've gotten thirty bucks and the shirt I got.
Sadly, two weeks after the race Rodger met his inevitable death. It was pretty emotional for me. I sure did love Rodger.

Rc car...
Turtle...
hm

Oh, god.