I guess it kind of counts, I'll post it anyway.
>Be 12
>Waiting outside of school for my dad to pick me up
>Been waiting a long time now
>Dad has been late before
>Taxi pulls up
>Guy rolls down his window
>Looks to be about 40, bald, slight beard
>"Are you Ian?"
>"Y-yes?"
>"Your dad sent me, he's busy and can't come to pick you up"
>"Um, okay, but he finished work an hour ago, what was he busy with?"
>"He never said, he just sent me to pick you up"
>"What's his name?"
>"What?"
>"What's his name?"
>Closes window immediately and drives off
>10 minutes later dad comes and picks me up
>"Someone came earlier, said you sent them to pick me up"
>A look of horror spread across his face
>Silent journey home
>He was never late again.
Dunno how that forgeter knew my name.
