Welcome to the Keith Show (note, this is Keith, just on a different account)! Where I try my hardest to write down the most dumbforgeted stories you will ever hear in your entire life. I'm just an attempt at being funny, as Muslim said. This time, I got into a mess on Skype and I'm going to share the details as explicit as possible.
So, I was on Skype one day and I was just simply bored of playing video games. So I decided to call one of my old Skype friends, and we started playing CityRPG. Later when I was eating dinner, I asked my friend if he would like to prank call one of my school-friends that has Skype. He agreed, and we called Alyssa. She answered and as soon as she did, we yelled out at the top of our lungs "Ain't no party like a creep bear party! Get raped bitch!" And as soon as we said that, we hung up. So a little while after a good laugh, we called again and this time I heard Samantha answer (one of Alyssa's friends), and she said "I'm going to call Alyssa's dad on you." Alyssa added "He's a security guard." So with a spark of fright, we shut up for a second and Samantha soon said "So, like, why did you call us in the first place?", we replied saying "We have nothing else to do.", and here's the part that got really out of hand. Me and my friend hung up from the group chat and got into a call again, and started talking while typing in the group chat. Here's the group chat conversation, please ignore the overall stupidity: [9/28/2013 6:44:52 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: WHO IS THIS
[9/28/2013 6:45:02 PM] Keith: Uhh
[9/28/2013 6:45:04 PM] Keith: Keith
[9/28/2013 6:45:09 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Who else
[9/28/2013 6:45:21 PM] arthur gloster: Philip
[9/28/2013 6:45:24 PM] Keith: A friend on skype e_e
[9/28/2013 6:45:57 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Who is plilip
[9/28/2013 6:46:07 PM] Keith: A friend on skype e_e
[9/28/2013 6:46:13 PM] arthur gloster: A friend
[9/28/2013 6:46:18 PM] Keith: on skype e_e
[9/28/2013 6:46:32 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Did u hear me and my sis
[9/28/2013 6:46:36 PM] arthur gloster: Yes
[9/28/2013 6:46:37 PM] Keith: Uh
[9/28/2013 6:46:38 PM] Keith: Ye
[9/28/2013 6:46:52 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: We were being handicapped
[9/28/2013 6:47:02 PM] Keith: Uh...
[9/28/2013 6:47:03 PM] Keith: Ok
[9/28/2013 6:47:06 PM] arthur gloster: I know
[9/28/2013 6:47:08 PM] Keith: Why handicapped?
[9/28/2013 6:47:13 PM] arthur gloster: Everything
[9/28/2013 6:47:21 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Cuz we can peoples
[9/28/2013 6:47:45 PM] arthur gloster: Lol
[9/28/2013 6:47:53 PM] Keith: Are you this handicapped?
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=chr-greentree_gc&type=293224&ilc=12&p=funny+face[9/28/2013 6:47:54 PM] Keith: Because
[9/28/2013 6:47:56 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: WHO ARE YOU ARTHUR GLOSER
[9/28/2013 6:48:08 PM] arthur gloster: A friend
[9/28/2013 6:48:11 PM] Keith: of mine.
[9/28/2013 6:48:25 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Who handicap
[9/28/2013 6:48:35 PM] Keith: He's
[9/28/2013 6:48:36 PM] Keith: My
[9/28/2013 6:48:37 PM] Keith: Friend
[9/28/2013 6:48:37 PM] arthur gloster: U
[9/28/2013 6:48:39 PM] Keith: Over
[9/28/2013 6:48:40 PM] Keith: Skype
[9/28/2013 6:48:41 PM] Keith: And
[9/28/2013 6:48:49 PM] Keith: I
[9/28/2013 6:48:51 PM] Keith: Should
[9/28/2013 6:48:52 PM] Keith: Stop
[9/28/2013 6:48:53 PM] Keith: Talking
[9/28/2013 6:48:55 PM] Keith: Like
[9/28/2013 6:48:55 PM] Keith: This
[9/28/2013 6:49:20 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: No der handicap #2
[9/28/2013 6:49:27 PM] Keith: DerDerDerDerDer
[9/28/2013 6:49:47 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Why did u skype me
[9/28/2013 6:49:53 PM] Keith: I don't know
[9/28/2013 6:49:57 PM] arthur gloster: What if I told you the bartender wasn't flirting with you because she wants to forget you
[9/28/2013 6:49:57 PM] Keith: Because you called me
[9/28/2013 6:50:07 PM] Keith: Arthur!
[9/28/2013 6:50:09 PM] Keith: Shut up.
[9/28/2013 6:51:06 PM] Keith: Chillz you mean shillz?
[9/28/2013 6:51:55 PM] arthur gloster: What if I told you with the bartender wasn't thinking of you because she wants to forget you
[9/28/2013 6:52:12 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Skype me authur
[9/28/2013 6:52:16 PM] Keith: What if I told you to shut up because you're a loving slutcigarette.
[9/28/2013 6:52:46 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Who. Me?
[9/28/2013 6:52:49 PM] Keith: No
[9/28/2013 6:52:53 PM] Keith: Arthur
[9/28/2013 6:53:11 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Skype me authur
[9/28/2013 6:53:18 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Or keith
[9/28/2013 6:53:29 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Both of u skype me
[9/28/2013 6:53:33 PM] arthur gloster: Skype me now
[9/28/2013 6:53:46 PM] arthur gloster: Kimberly
[9/28/2013 6:54:47 PM] arthur gloster: Well
[9/28/2013 6:55:07 PM] arthur gloster: I like to lick little girls they make me feel so good
[9/28/2013 6:55:47 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Skype me
[9/28/2013 6:55:51 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: I cant skype u
[9/28/2013 6:56:21 PM] Keith: guise
[9/28/2013 6:56:25 PM] Keith: i'm gonna call you guise
[9/28/2013 6:56:29 PM] *** Group call, duration 05:28 ***
[9/28/2013 7:03:53 PM] arthur gloster: Lololololo
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[9/28/2013 7:04:17 PM] Kimberly and Alyssa McLarney: Skype us again
Then here's where it went wrong, after a minute I realized Alyssa was dialing and she called her dad, he didn't speak to me, but I heard him talking, and soon hung up. I got pwned didn't I?
