gomenasai, my name is heedical desuunlike many of you gaijin, i know what really happened that day. it was a tale of epic proportions un matched by any western story every written (or western game movie or book or comic or animation). it was a typical day practicing my epic sword skills in my house (aka dojo) when i heard the skys call me name. i knew it was time 2 go, the destiny of the ages called 4 me. i put on my kimono (cool japanese clothes) so i blended in with the japanese people. i ran outside and rushed off 2 face the will of the gods themselfsmany years later and i still hear people talking about the earthquake. but i smirk at there ignorance "he he he, a earthquake>???? that was just ME cuttin the ground in half with my katana".the news probably said the tsunami came from the earth quake but no, the earth quake was me CUTTING the tsunami in half with nodachi + katana and wakazashi in mouth. the panic was caused after i alerted the towns people that the tsunami was coming "mina san!! run!!!" (it means everyone run in japanese i studyed for 10 years i think i was secretly japanese XD). every1 ran away, but one man, me, looked forward.mustering the strength of 1000 true hearts i jump into the air and do a tripole flip and CUT the tsunami in half. i knew i saved all the great people of japan (nippon) that day. but i walked back in silence, and nobody saw the 1000 foot wave that fell to my hands. the damage was great, but only a fraction of the destruction that it wouldve been. many people talk of my legend, but the savior of japan bares no name. just know, glorious nipponjin samas, that a hero is always there 2 protect you. a hero with the samurai heart
someone made a realistic nuclear attack one that can be found on YouTube somewhere.its pretty scary lol
gomenasai, my name is heedical desu
The alert tone is still kinda creepy though.Japan: Dling dling! Dling Dling!North America: GRREHGHRRRHRH. GRHRHRHRHRHR. GRHHRHRHRHR. BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP.
That's nothing. America was threatened by this bitch named Sandy so I jumped into my Chevy pick up truck that gets five miles to the gallon while flying the American flag from the antenna toward the storm. When I got their the hurricane almost sank Florida. So I jumped out the truck while wearing my all American blue jeans and stared at the storm while drinking my can of Samuel Adams and then fired both barrels from my shotgun at the hurricane. She got so scared that she turned back. I was praised by bald eagles calling my name. God bless America.
it was a quiet day in ireland and i was piss drunk at 2 pm (like always mate) when some fecking arse came up to me w'it this bg craik smile and said "oy pufta, you git any potatoes?" an i told him i said "oy all our potatoes got black spots on em!" and then we both feckin' starved to death
