Today I missed school because my mom is super sick (she just got back from the hospital) and nobody could take me, so she just let me stay home. I was too lazy to get down from my bunk bed, so I lie there for a while and I must have fallen asleep because I ended up in a dream (or was it :o). In the dream, it was pretty much a normal day for a while, but by night time (felt around 7:00, I think) crazy stuff started happening. Someone brought me to a government building because I was involved in some time paradox or something, and they had a time machine. I filled out a form, and then they prepared to send me back. After that, I found myself at school around 5:00 PM even though school ends at 2:20 and I missed that day. All my classes were out of order and the time might have been inconsistent. A bit later, and a government guy comes to the house and says that they're ready to send me back. I look at the form, and it looks fine to me but they don't do it yet. After that, it was night again, and Italian guys on bikes were doing cool skits on the street like it was the 18th century (cobbled street too), and I went outside to throw some tissues away in a modern trash can. I told them it was cool and kind of charming, and then suddenly they were following us and somehow it becomes daytime and they start chanting about "now it's time to work!" and one of them started doing purposely-terrible ad-libbing of modern songs, and they were washing our car. Then, the goverment people activated the thing and I woke up now, in real life.
tl;dr Time travel is awesome and paradoxes are funny.
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