Annoying School Things Megathread

[Zanaran2]

what was the game

tetris rip-off.
made from scratch.
pretty leet.

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

people who hold their conversations in the middle of the stairway and then feel offended when i ask them to move

like seriously

[HellHound]

My locker is on one end of the building. The building in question is a Y shape. My locker is in the right part of the Y, while my bio class is on the left. Going from my bio class to my locker to my drawing class at the bottom of the y is a pain in the ass.

[ßlöükfáce]

I have some more

Smart ass teachers
Smart ass classmates
HEADPHONE RULES.
fffffffff

[lolz??]

Guys hitting other people's snakees for no reason.

what the forget
there was this one snotty little 11 year old who ownes a copy of adobe aftereffects (which is $1000+ and should not be given to anybody who isn't willing to learn anything about it) and all he loving did with it was slap .gifs of muzzle flash on top of his fotage of his fanboys playing with nerfs or airsoft guns (all the shots were still so it needed no camera tracking) and everybody thinks he's this loving prodigy in image editing like no kid could ever learn how to do what he does

[Flatflyer]

Gather round kids, it's story time!

So, I take a Bus to my school, and its a special bus that goes directly to the school and only allows the kids who go to it on. So, It was raining one day and everyone was driving like there was a friggen Snowstorm, so the bus was late. We got into the school and had to stand still while they said the announcements (I don't know why, Its stupid IMHO.) So then, One of the VP's Got on and said "And for those of you who were on the bus and were late, you need to take an earlier bus."


There is no earlier bus.
It more pisses me off because they blame US for being late instead of the drivers moving like molasses.

[XR-7]

Yesterday, my math teacher made us all sing in class for the quadratic formula.  It went like this (sing to the tune of Pop Goes The Weasel):

"x equals negative 'b' plus or minus the square root of 'b' squared minus four 'a' 'c', all over 2a."

Now sure, it might be a good way to get the quadratic formula stuck in your head, but come on this is high school!

[Madmitten]

dress code blitz's(teachers roll up on the classes and make all the kids line up, face to the wall like were getting frisked or something.)

loud ass black people

12 minute pep rallies

ex-friends who disown you for no raisin

people who dont respond to my questions/greetings when i practically yelled at the from point-blank range

substitutes who try to teach

substitutes who can do attendance right

cold af sink water

broken water fountains

broken hand dryers

teachers that have stuff teaching techniques

teachers that are too strict

kids that bullstuff me(i have a friend who says he has a platinum cheetah in gta5 that he stole from a dev)

[Electro]

people who disrespect the sub just because the teacher isn't there.

[Snow2]

THE FAILURES OF SCCHS
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• TWERK OFF DURING PEP RALLY
• PUTTING "TURN UP" ON THE BANNER IN THE GYM FOR SENIORS
• PUTTING "HUMP DAY" ON THE HOMEPAGE
• HIRING A child enthusiast BECAUSE OF HIS FRIENDSHIP W/ PRINCIPAL
• REPEATEDLY BREAKING THE SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE (E.G. Saints 4 Christ, a student run group before school)(To start a group you need a teacher's support. e.g. You can't start an atheist group without causing a stuffstorm because of redneck teachers saying they won't back it.)
• HIRING THIS GUY
• MANDATORY CAR SEARCHES IF YOU PARK
• TEACHERS GIVING BUSY WORK EVERY DAY
• STUDENTS ALLOWED TO DIP TOBACCO IN CERTAIN CLASSROOMS
• "ZERO TOLERANCE" FOR BULLYING, YET NOBODY ENFORCES IT
• THE MOST LOUD, OBNOXIOUS STUDENT AND TEACHER BODY YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR
• COUNTLESS SAFETY HAZARDS
• VENDING MACHINES ALMOST NEVER WORK
• COUNTLESS PEOPLE WEARING "YOLO" AND "SWAG" ATTIRE
• THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE IN THE M.D. UNIT, ALSO MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE A richard FOR DISLIKING PEOPLE THERE