Bitches ain't got stuff.
This one time a guy got hit on the chin with a football and he had a seizure, he had to be airlifted out of the school.
Another time I walked into the bathroom only to find a five-foot swastika on the wall made entirely out of feces.
One time during a field show for marching band a man without a shirt came running out onto the field with a trombone. Poor bastard blew his lip out playing so loud, he was hospitalized, mostly because of the 400 pound Samoan that tackled him.
Once again in the bathroom, oh this one is really good, someone either bought tons of stuff or saved it for like a year because every single wall of every single stall was COVERED in stuff.
My sophomore year of high school the senior prank was to fill every single lock of every single door on campus with cement. This caused over $10,000 in damages.
Junior year the senior prank was these guys basically bought TONS of gum and chewed it up for a couple months, one night they SATURATED the ground with chewed gum.
I may have more stories later.