Author Topic: ever smoked smarties?  (Read 7565 times)

my friends used to joke about this all the time
"yo man you smokin smarties?"
op, do you? seriously?

smoking smarties sounds so handicapped




what
Those are Nestlé Smarties.

The American's have a different brand called Smarties.

They are actually what we would call "Fizzers" from Swizzels Matlow.


Interestingly, Swizzels Matlow is a UK sweets company that created a large number of different sweets, including Fizzers, Love Hearts, Parma Violets, Drumsticks and more.
Originally the company was formed by brothers. However a brother of a chairman in 1949 moved to America and created their own sweets company there, where they used the same recipes.

Smarties is the name that brother gave the pre-established Fizzers.

they're m&ms for foreign scum
We have m&ms too.
Smarties are just another product by another company.

I'm surprised they don't have them in America.
Apparantly the Smarties company (who produce the Smarties this topic is about) refuse them to be sold as Smarties in the US. Which is understandable.
I'm surprised that Nestlé doesn't try to introduce them under a different brand name though.

'Murica smarties are prettier tho.  More color.

Bland, but still more color.

Bland colors I mean, not bland taste

I actually got a big tin of swizzels matlow sweets for Christmas, and it has a crapload of Fizzers and Parma Violets in them (Parma Violets are basically a perfumed violet-flavoured non-fizzy version of Fizzers).
It's taken me forever to get anywhere through the box.

tbh i used to do it in like 6th grade or something all the time

i thought it was cool as stuff lol

You do actually realize that doing this can attract maggots that actually eat the left over sugar in your nose? It's also very bad for other parts of your body.
Edit: To be more clear, I'm talking about "snorting" these candies.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2014, 07:16:33 AM by Johnny Blockhead »

tbh i used to do it in like 6th grade or something all the time

i thought it was cool as stuff lol
You probably were considering.

You guys do realize that there is no real smoke involved, right?

All you do is crush them up into a powder, roll your tongue and put the smarties in the middle and then blow out so it looks like smoke.

It is literally like putting the candy in your mouth and taking it back out.  There is nothing wrong or harmful about it.
Are you serious?  I can do this without the smarties.

You do actually realize that doing this can attract maggots that actually eat the left over sugar in your nose? It's also very bad for other parts of your body.

what

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVjpql6AtWQ

you dont actually inhale the candy dude. you just suck a bit of powder into your mouth and then let it float out

Who the forget thought it was a good idea to smoke smarties?
What kind of kid thinks that would be a good idea?

Now snorting crushed smarties like cocane, I've seen that before..