Look back at your old facebook posts v1

[Zanaran2]

one time when i was like 10 i sent an email to a big corporation that just said "forget you" and my dad saw i sent it and i almost had a panic attack

holy stuff I did that too

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[Nikolan]

what corporation
was it like the FBI or something

no i dont even remember lol

my dad used to check my email all the time though and he grounded me :(

[XR-7]

what corporation
was it like the FBI or something

LOL

one time when i was like 10 i sent an email to a big corporation that just said "forget you" and my dad saw i sent it and i almost had a panic attack

Mine had a lot of capital letters and exclamation marks and stupid phrases.
I don't really like doing Facebook just cause I'm not a social person.  Usually a couple times a week though.  I was actually forbidden to use Facebook and snuck an account using it for a couple months.  My parents found out and I was completely busted, but they ended up giving it back like four months later.

[Manofthecentury]

i updated my status to feeling naked and this girl in my class saw and showed the teacher

[xSetrox]

i updated my status to feeling naked and this girl in my class saw and showed the teacher

why would she show the teacher
you can be naked in the shower

[Maxwell.]

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark

[Nonnel]

Max NO

[Jairo]

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark

[Katadeus]

God damnit
Your gifs always get me

[Cakey]

is it bad I made my facebook less than two weeks ago

[Clone v.117]

I refuse.
I've done it before and I don't think my heart could handle doing it again.

forget it I can always cut myself later.


Plenty more terrible ones I could post (eg. just writing out all the lyrics to the narwhals song) but I decided I'd just go with this one,

Man I was cool back in the day.

[Mariofan1701]

then you end up here

[crunk²]

facebook is stupid imo and that's why i don't have one