I googled "What Retron game I should get" instead of "What NES game should I get" and... what the forget? Gay research? I googled NES games.
What.
The forget.
I also googled "Big Kid" instead of "Big Kid Van Nuys" because I forgot that Yahoo < Google and Yahoo doesnt display location-based results, so there was a fat kid and a bunch of stuff that was weird. Not inappropriate, but just... forgetin weird.