I am hurt. I thought you had won the lottery so all your friends and I prepared this nice surprise party for you at work. Y'know, as a going away party, we thought you'd be livin' the easy life from now on. No need to drive in traffic, right? Just get your butler to drive you. Just spend the rest of your days in a beachside condo with no worries in life. That's what we thought you'd do! You even made Jan cry, because she thought that you leaving the office would mean you would never talk to her again. And George, y'know the big tough guy? He had to sit outside for a little because he was coping with your absence. He really looked up to you, he told me it was all just an act to impress you. And you had the TENACITY to joke about this? Where the hell do we put the god damn clown now? What a richard, I hope you get all the cold glances you deserve.
