I think that I am now compelled to become a lawyer

[Buu]

When i was child my father was vegetarian who died of protein deprivation, making me strive to be a butcher to nourish all of the people within my vicinity with adequate protein to ensure they'll never suffer my father's fate and suffer like he did. On my pathway there i became less and less interested in the skilled cutting and preperation of meat and more and more did the flesh of the animals started to infatuate me to the point in which i had to put down my poor ladia, I didn't let her being go to waste. first it began with a cut, then removal of the skin, followed with the usual butchering, except in this case it was a canine, not the conventional lamb or calf. after much time spent, i removed the pelt from the salt pool and began to make the structure to support ladia's skin, but being that i was only a young fool, i had injured my big toe. while at the hospital, i met a wonderful mother to be who showed me the wonderful art of knitting, and from that day i setted out to be the ultimate knitting master.

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[XR-7]

This thread is going somewhere else, I can feel it.

[Cassord²]

When i was child my father was vegetarian who died of protein deprivation, making me strive to be a butcher to nourish all of the people within my vicinity with adequate protein to ensure they'll never suffer my father's fate and suffer like he did. On my pathway there i became less and less interested in the skilled cutting and preperation of meat and more and more did the flesh of the animals started to infatuate me to the point in which i had to put down my poor ladia, I didn't let her being go to waste. first it began with a cut, then removal of the skin, followed with the usual butchering, except in this case it was a canine, not the conventional lamb or calf. after much time spent, i removed the pelt from the salt pool and began to make the structure to support ladia's skin, but being that i was only a young fool, i had injured my big toe. while at the hospital, i met a wonderful mother to be who showed me the wonderful art of knitting, and from that day i setted out to be the ultimate knitting master.

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[BluetoothBoy]

I'm shooting to be what I've dubbed a "digital media specialist". Basically, if you need something done that is (a) digital and (b) some form of art or media, I'm your go-to guy. This will include, but not be limited to: photography, photographic editing, short films, commercials, animation, graphics design, video logos, those weirdly awesome shiny bizarre animations you see before they switch over to sports - anything along those lines, you hire me for it. Anything reasonable, that is.