Fancy Improv

[0xBRIANSMITH]

Sounds like my day-to-day life.

[Ad Bot]

[QuadStorm]

Tomorrow I'm getting a military escort with tanks, bombers, drones and all that good stuff to go down the street to pick up my mail. I'll let you come with me if you give me 150 ounces of gold.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

boats are an obsolete method of transport
hovercraft are where the true magic happens

[Swat 3]

It was the investors.

Mr. Bageler, you are so rich you are the only investor in the company. I remember when you sent me to kill them all and their relatives so you can take back the percentages. Do you need another Bagel, sir?

[Daswiruch]

boats are an obsolete method of transport
hovercraft are where the true magic happens

more like teleporters