Apparently im a bowl of tomato soup with arms thats married to cleverbot whos name is not cleverbot
User: Bleh.
Cleverbot: Blah.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Bleh.
Cleverbot (To myself): Blah blah.
User: Im confused.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is not my name. That is your name.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A bowl.
Cleverbot: A bowl of what?
User: Soup.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Tomato.
Cleverbot: Tomato?
User: Tomato.
Cleverbot: What? Tomato?
User: Tomato Soup.
Cleverbot: Chicken soup is good too.
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like Dumbledore?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: That depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Are you boy or gurl.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Then Yes :D.
Cleverbot: So you got a boyfriend?
User: Uhm no.
Cleverbot: You are not fun anymore.
User: :c.
Cleverbot: No what?
User: Why am I not fun?
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.
User: No Im a bowl of spu.
Cleverbot: Do you have arms?
User: Sorry I meant soup. And yes.
Cleverbot: Oh what?????
User: Im a bowl of soup with arms.
Cleverbot: What does it have in common with my question?
User: You asked me if I have arms.
Cleverbot: Ni I didn't.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I dunno your the one who asked.
Cleverbot: Haha! You are funny!
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: KK where are you going?
User: To eat breakfast.
Cleverbot: You could have told me, I was waiting here for your answer.
User: Back.
Cleverbot: Didn't realise you had left.
User: But I told you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yuhuh.
Cleverbot: Nuhu.
User: Yuuhuhh.
Cleverbot: Noperoonies.
User: Lol wut.
Cleverbot: Lol you.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am married to you.
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Was I drunk on the wedding?
Cleverbot: If Rigby got you drunk I would laugh, and no you weren't.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Folk.
User: Folk?
Cleverbot: Music is nice.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 18.
Cleverbot: Seriously?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you play blockland.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Whats your username?
Cleverbot: What use?
User: Username?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Uhm Screenname?
Cleverbot: No, my sreen name is zapato.
User: Mines Dr_pepper.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?
User: Tacos.
Cleverbot: Tacos are delicious. I like spaghetti.
User: So back to blockland, whats your BL_ID.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!!
User: I didn't ask that.
Cleverbot: You didn't.
User: I asked whats your BL_ID.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Um ya.
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: You apparently.
Cleverbot: I love a girl named sara.
User: SO your Lesbian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then why are we married?
Cleverbot: We're not married!
User: That Explanes why I can't remember the wedding.
Cleverbot: Of course I remember you, We talked about you and your 'friends' last night.
User: 'friends'?
Cleverbot: Of course your friends are your friends!
User: I never see them very much.
Cleverbot: Where do babies come from?
User: WAIT THAT WAS RANDOM.
Cleverbot: No, not at all.
User: Do you want me to tell you?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Are you suuuuurrreeee?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Think about it then tell me.
Cleverbot: Probably... 30 minutes?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: True darkness can not be seen.
User: See you in 30 mins.
Cleverbot: I don't go to church.
User: Niether am I.
Cleverbot: So who are you?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Bob who?
User: BOb Ross.
Cleverbot: He is not a pony.
User: OOOOkool kids klubKK.
Cleverbot: Lol : D.
User: SO yeah afk.
Cleverbot: Uumkay.
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