So it's my birthday

[Subpixel]

-nvm-

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

morningstar >>> mace

but spraying someone in the eyes with mace is legal
spraying someone in the eyes with morningstar is not

[Cybersix]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJaHa5NwxA

[Zanaran2]

those are morningstars
silly macemen at least you are using the correct weapon

but hey morningstar men doesn't have much ring to it
morningmen and starmen can work but eh

[the hacker]

You just reminded me of how much I love blades. Thank you for that.

[Harm94]

-we are macemen-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJaHa5NwxA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XP1AjlqKMA

[WaffleCake]

happy birthday
be sure to hit mean people with your new mace

[Victor Von Doom]

News update! My final gifts were a pair of good headphones, and the following

[Nal]

that looks like a really painful carrot

[Cybersix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XP1AjlqKMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYUvCdjIbic