Author Topic: CANDY APPLE'S IN DETROIT  (Read 1045 times)

Stay away from the ghet-

oh wait

go visit American Jewelry and Loan (the pawn shop from "Hardcore Pawn")


Get hit with a rock and robbed.

If you manage to survive let St. Louis crime finish you off

So your in Detroit but you don't know why? Lol...

So at first I didn't see the name of the person who made this thread, and for some reason I expected the thread to be about some freak occurrence were it was raining candy apples in Detroit. I need sleep.

Welcome, stay in areas populated with people like you and you should be fine. Also if you're into electronic music there's a festival going on this weekend I guess.


throw around 50 different gang signs with your fingers and wait

So your in Detroit but you don't know why? Lol...

Probably got drunk and woke up on a driveway.

It was a long walk.

Go get some weapons, you'll need them.