small pet suggestions

[ßlöükfáce]

why not bird :(

cause bunnies are cuter and less noisy

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[Markey]

aren't sugar gliders outlawed.

also get a chinchilla instead of a bunny

taken into suggestions, also, they're legal in my area.

also, i don't want a bird, they're too much noise.

[Operator¹]

black widow

[Harm94]

black widow

Deathstalker

[Cassord²]

Don't get a pet, you'll probably kill it.

[TacoTuesday]

I'd go with a guinea pig, hampster, or a small rabbit such as the Dutch Rabbit for a first time pet.

[Isjix]

a pet blockhead

[Shy_Guy]

[Doughboy]

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[Flatflyer]

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frick off you dumb robutt or I'll wipe your hard drive clean off this side of the earth

[MrKitKat]

assuming you're not ub California, get a ferret.

[XR-7]

They like to curl up on your bed at night.  Don't roll around.

guinea pig

Don't get a guinea pig unless you want mountains of waste everywhere and thumping and squealing all night.

[#Ravencroft]

Serval Cat

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

a small dog.

[Clone v.117]

I've heard sugar gliders are actually really loud and annoying.
Ferrets.