you
son of a gun
how dare
HOW DARE YOU
not wear socks indoors
DO YOU KNOW HOW DIRTY YOUR FEET AND THE FLOOR GET EVERY TIME YOUR FEET HAVE ROUGHY DUFFY WITH THE CHUFFY?!
HUH?!
and you have
THE TENACITY TO SPREAD YOUR DIRTY FEET UPON THE DOOR
WHAT DID THE DOOR DO OTHER THAN SHIELD YOUR PRIVACY, HUH?!