Life is going to get worse, people are going to start dislike you more, your balls will sag, you'll get rejected by many women, work will be longer and harder, your boss will hate you and probably fire you sometime, you'll start missing out on parties and social get-togethers, you'll grow into a deep pit of depression, you'll find the woman of your dreams, you'll grow into another deep pit of depression, you'll have kids, you'll fall into another deep pit of depression, you'll divorce your wife, she'll get custody of the kids, you'll find yourself sleeping most of the day and when you are awake you'll be crying at photos of your old family, you'll finally decide to do it, you'll climb a rooftop and look down and let go........................... ..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
