The Village Thread!

[Monty]

You need to be banished from this thread, amongst others.

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[Bushido]

Bushido repetitively stuns Ciber Spy as he is playing with his Tinkertoys.

(How the heck are you supposed to carry about 1 megaton in your pockets? I shrinked 'em down to toy size.)

[Monty]

One gallon of glue would leave you permenantly with a strange unpeelable layer on your skin.

[ciber spy]

well the first post said i can av anything

[Bushido]

Any thing that's remotly plausible. How do you fit a few dump-truck loads fit in your pockets?

Your in-game personlity is flaud.

[ciber spy]

caus my left poket leads to an alternat demension and my right exits the alternat demension

[Bushido]

Logic. You seem to be missing it.

One does not just create hammerspace!

[Spation]

Logic. You seem to be missing it.

One does not just create hammerspace into mordor!

[Sheezy]

I dislike how you think stun guns are like rifles.

You have to practicaly make the stun gun go in contact with them unless its a stun gun that shoots sticky stun things.

Stun guns arnt real guns.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroshock_weapon

[Sampapa]

Lulz Sam comes back and teh nukes are stopped coz they hit a rock.

Sam looses 425 million EXP.

Sam Drops to level 12300472

Sam starts to create a Cobalt Bomb.

[smartypantsp]

Didn't sampapa die back at the start?

Name: smartypantsp
Abilities: Awsomeness
Items:hammer

Smartypantsp sticks head and sand and starts syaing"OLD PEOPLE ARE OLD!!!!"

[supercool]

Cool
a lead guitarist in a rockband
pockets = miniture dragon that has the ability to grow , gibson SG , 9 inch knife , camel back

first turn
 
builds a shelter by diging a hole in ground and hiding from th heat of the sun

[Ministor]

And My Journey Begins...

             Ministor Arrives At A Comfy-Looking Village. What To Do?
             Look  Go Into Store  Talk To Villager  Eat Pai
             --------------^-----------------------------------------
             Ministor Arrives At A Nice, Quiet, Village Store.
             ShopKeeper Says: "Greetin's! Welcome To Me Shop,
             Would Thou Want To Buy Anything?"
                                    Yes            No
                                    --^----------------
             ShopKeeper Says: "Great! What'll It Be Me Boy?"
             Home  HP Potion  MP Potion  Pai  Nothing  Rob The Place
             ---^--------------------------------------------------------------------
             Ministor Has Bought A Home!
             ShopKeeper Says: "Thank Ye' Kindly! Come Again Soon!"
             Ministor Has Spent $3,500 Of Ye' $10,000

             Thou Shall Be Continued!

[Ministor]

Day 1, Bushido's Village.
                     Ministor Awakens, Ready For A New Day!
                     What Should Thou Do?
                     Go Outside  Sleep In A Bit  Cook Breakfast
                    ------------------------------------------------^------
                    Ministor Goes To The Kitchen To Make Breakfast.
                    Ministor Has Cooked Ye' Biscuits!
                    Miniator Has Cooked Ye' Bacon!
                    Ministor Eats Ye' Bacon & Biscuits!
                    What Should Thou Do Now?
                    Go Outside  Sleep In A Bit
                    -----^----------------------------
                    Ministor Goes Outside. Along With Him He Takes
                    His Knife, Made Of Pure Adamantium. Strong, Yes?
                    Alas! A Mugger Attacks Ministor!
                   
                    Thou Shall Be Continued... Again!

[Bushido]

What a bump! Maybe I'll lock this thread and restart with a new village and such. Give everyone a preset amount of items too.