Author Topic: Replacement for paintballs.  (Read 1593 times)

anything, really, but you should definitely try it out on your own face, if after testing it on yourself you are still breathing, it's not good enough

Inject paintballs with liquid mercury.
everyone walked home with autism that night

if you're tired of replacing paintballs just use reballs
anyone who uses marbles or weird stuff like that is one dumb son of a bitch that deserves to be arrested
wouldn't that actually count as assault? they aren't official paintballs.

nails
bugs
stickers
bucky balls

Replacements:
Nails
Rocks
Mini carrots
Shattered glass
Bees
Hydrogen peroxide-injected ticks.

Wait, paintball replacements.
I was joking.
I hope the gun backfires on you

bullets
they're roundish things fired from guns that make red bits on hit body parts
and they hurt a lot, too
A .50 cal to the head doesn't hurt.  :cookieMonster:

you can always use HORSE


The last guy who put frozen paintballs in his gun got his arm broken and many many bruises from being beaten with a paintball gun being used as a club.

We called the guy who beat the living stuff out of him Buster. He's in jail now but it wasn't pleasant for the frozen paintball guy.

Moral of the story: Some people don't mind going to jail apparently.
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