so apparently Scandinavian languages have interesting false cognates

[Axo-Tak]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2fo0yr/which_is_a_single_english_word_that_has_a_totally/ckb25yx

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[Daswiruch]

for people who don't care enough to click on it:

[kegeshan]

Here's my favorite from that thread:



Also "viking" in Japanese is a buffet.