It's better to do this kind of stuff instead of stuffty OCs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv0oyq4NEzkTranscript(for those who can't understand my voice and/or my accent):
*ringing*
Hello,you poor bastard,welcome to Krustu's forgetshack where Goatse is mandatory.Now,we can't guarantee your forgetin' safety,man.Your star fish is probably gonna be rekt because I forgot to lock up the entertainment...So...Be careful.Anyway,I...hope you WILL make it in one piece.Uh...uh..yeah.Have a good night.
*banging on doors*
Wait.What?What the forget is that?*more banging* What's going on- Wha- What is going on?*banging intensifies* No,please.Please. *bang bang mothaforgeta* No.NO! Uh...looks like I won't be able to record you messages on the other nights,so...yeah. Anyway,if you CAN *bang sum moar* could you please,uh....check those suits in the backstage for me? *banglemore* I'm going to try to hold out in one as much as I can.
I...*Black Hawk Down-Hunger plays in the background* Oh......oh no.
Uncle Crusty: SUP brother?
*triple animatronic scream*
*static*
