not really jew jokes but related and a little Jewish A catholic priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench when a young boy runs by chasing a ball. As the boy bends down to pick up the ball the preist turns to the Rabbi and says "Boy...I sure would like to forget him" .....and the Rabbi turns to the priest and says... Out of what?A black guy a priest ands a Rabbi are in a plane thats going downThe plane is full of kids. and only two parachutes.The black guy snags one and bails immediately.The rabbi says, "Give me the last chute!!"The priest responds "But what about the kids??"Rabbi: forget THE KIDS!!Priest: but do we have time?!
