For once I'm inclined to agree with Mr.Aßusive American Man. Like seriously, what have any of you been talking about besides telling him he's terrible and should probably drink a concoction of liquids from under his kitchen sink for being so hostile to your fun? The topic itself has nothing substantial worth discussing. Sure you can get a quick chuckle out of the hilarious joke but what else is there to do besides drag out the discussion of whether the thread deserves to exist? ... On second thought, carry on.
